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Riza: You never forget your first.

Rebecca: First what?

Riza: Dog

Rebecca: That's not what anyone means when they say that.

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Roy: I'm not afraid of commitment!

Roy: I've been annoying the hell out of Hawkeye for at least half of our lives!

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[At Roy and Riza’s wedding]

Madame Christmas, raising a glass: To my new daughter-in-law, I say this:

Madame Christmas: You have released me. This monster is yours now.

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Roy: I know I’m not perfect-

Olivier Mira Armstrong: You can say that again.

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Roy: Havoc, don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he slept with.

Hughes: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.

Hughes & Gracia: [high fives each other]

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Roy: Don’t tell the others, but you’re my favorite in the team.

Riza: I think they’re already aware.

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Mei: You will marry me.

Al: Actually, it’s ‘will you marry-’

Mei: I said what I said and I stand by it.

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Ed: I need you there. Winry: Why? Ed: I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

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Riza: You’re so delicious as a concept, but as a real person I worry for you.

Roy: Thanks.

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Havoc: You know they say you fall in love only three times in your whole life tim-

Roy: That's wrong.

Roy: I fall in love with Hawkeye every day.

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Paninya: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything is free.

Winry: Paninya, that’s called night robbery.

Paninya: So be it.

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“I am very cute and nice but I will also destroy you if that’s what needs to happen.”

— Mei Chang

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Rebecca: Don’t call me past 12 AM unless we’re dating. You’ve missed office hours.

Riza: Honestly 7pm.

Olivier Mira Armstrong: Please don’t call me at all.

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Mei: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Alphonse's second wife.

Al: What happened to my first wife?

Mei: Nothing you can prove.

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Riza: Are you really that stupid?

Roy: I dare you to say that again.

Roy: Only this time say "Colonel, I love you."

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Fuery: Do you think the Colonel loves the Lieutenant?

Havoc: I texted him once asking what being in love felt like

Havoc: and all I got in reply was a picture of Hawkeye’s face.

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Winry, angry, and looking at Ed’s automail detached from his body: How are you gonna explain this one? Ed: Verbally, because you don’t look like you’re in the mood for the dance I’ve prepared.

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