Somehow Incorrect FMA Quotes

Winry: What’s your morning routine?

Havoc: Colonel?

Ling: It’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. I know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle, but like, why can’t the store just sell the milk that’s ready?

Roy: Do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

Riza: Don’t worry Becca, you’re someone’s dream person

Hughes: Roy and Riza’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Riza: You never forget your first.

Roy: I'm not afraid of commitment!

[At Roy and Riza’s wedding]

Roy: I know I’m not perfect-

Roy: Havoc, don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he slept with.

Roy: Don’t tell the others, but you’re my favorite in the team.

Mei: You will marry me.

Riza: You’re so delicious as a concept, but as a real person I worry for you.

Havoc: You know they say you fall in love only three times in your whole life tim-

Paninya: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything is free.