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Roy, to Riza: Do you like long romantic walks?

Roy: Because my license got suspended for multiple minor traffic offenses and I’m not allowed to drive right now.

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Ed: OI! you wANNA FUCKING GO!?

Winry: yeah let’s fucking GO RIGHT NOW

Ed: you wanna gO ON A DATE!?

Winry: let’s go on a dATE RIGHT NOW YEAH

Ed: YEAH YOU WANT KIDS???

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Winry: Whatever you’re thinking about right now, stop it.

Ed: What?

Winry: You always make that face when you’re about to say something ridiculous to annoy me, so cut it ou-

Ed: I love you.

Winry:

Ed: Also, cereal qualifies as soup.

Winry: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO-

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Winry: What’s your morning routine?

Ed: suffering.

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Havoc: Colonel?

Roy, sighing: Hawkeye used to call me Colonel.

Havoc: because it’s your fucking rank.

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Ling: It’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. I know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle, but like, why can’t the store just sell the milk that’s ready?

Lan Fan: . . .

Fu: . . .

Winry: . . .

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Roy: Do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

Riza: That’s called arrhythmia

Roy: I get that feeling every time I see y-

Riza: Humans can die from it

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Riza: Don’t worry Becca, you’re someone’s dream person

Rebecca: can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then

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Hughes: Roy and Riza’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Havoc: Took about that long to happen.

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Riza: You never forget your first.

Rebecca: First what?

Riza: Dog

Rebecca: That's not what anyone means when they say that.

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Roy: I'm not afraid of commitment!

Roy: I've been annoying the hell out of Hawkeye for at least half of our lives!

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[At Roy and Riza’s wedding]

Madame Christmas, raising a glass: To my new daughter-in-law, I say this:

Madame Christmas: You have released me. This monster is yours now.

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Roy: I know I’m not perfect-

Olivier Mira Armstrong: You can say that again.

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Roy: Havoc, don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he slept with.

Hughes: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.

Hughes & Gracia: [high fives each other]

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Roy: Don’t tell the others, but you’re my favorite in the team.

Riza: I think they’re already aware.

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Mei: You will marry me.

Al: Actually, it’s ‘will you marry-’

Mei: I said what I said and I stand by it.

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Ed: I need you there. Winry: Why? Ed: I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

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