Taigen’s Pest Control Specialist

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

Edward and Ellen’s dynamic is gonna be the death of me, I just know it. The love was there and it was real, and maybe still is, but the relationship could never be more than it was. There was always, always an expiration date hanging over their heads.

saw a post letting people know that your ao3 bookmarks are viewable on your account unless you make them private, which suggests that the median ao3 user does not use ao3 in what i will call 'the optimum fic-finding treadmill' where you find a fic author you like and look through their bookmarks to find more fics that are good and then look through that author's bookmarks for even more good fics. like a conga line of great but extremely specific tastes. or one of those chessboard rice doubling analogies and oh no that is a LOT of ao3 tabs.

Anthony boyles mustache getting bigger…house of Guinness season 2 i know you’re out there

ID: A tiktok of a person saying "What's a word you pronounced incorrectly one time and it still haunts you to this day?" Justin Timberlake stitched the video and replied "Umm, me."

pissing each other off as foreplay

i love saying "walk with me" before proposing a headcanon with little to no canon evidence. lets journey together. i will show you the way 🫴

So, historical fun fact about Edward Guinness. He was an avid equestrian (particularly four-in-hand driving) and yachtsman. Both these sports are require substantial strength and endurance. Just saying... possibilities.