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everything in the natural order is either a miasma or a crystal

a single piece of stale baguette. it sounds like an insult levied by an overly friendly curatedtumblr anon in an attempt to manufacture a screenshottable riff. but to so lowly a wretch as myself, it's a full day's meal

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.

ill be stepping on a landmine later so look forward to that

everyone that commits less murders than me is a talentless coward & everyone that commits more murders than me is a bloodthirsty maniac

i jusr invented a new disease everyone come & get it

I really recommend the Táin Bó Cúailnge to anyone looking to get into medieval literature because it's a great story, brilliant poetry (I read the Carson translation, and the way he translates the roscada sections are beautiful) and the backbone of the Ulster Cycle, but it's also just really fucking funny. It has a very slapstick yet dry sense of humor that provides just enough comic relief to make the dramatic moments of the story even more impactful. Genuinely I laugh out loud every few pages. Go read it.

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why