*cheerfully* just another wretched day in a hellscape of my own design

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

and i dont even give a shit about toys and other such frivolitys

love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man

I really hope this next toy isn't dangerous for my soul

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

BIG fan of "it is tempting to think-"

BIG fan of "it is tempting to think-"

hang on rq im about to get whats coming to me

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

had

Its nice to be corporeal by which i mean having a physical form with which to interact with the world around you but i will not lie to you there are problems associated