I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.

In real life, this manifests itself by suddenly asking a coworker "so how long has your wife known about your mistress?" Because he stopped bringing in a packed lunch and I saw him scrubbing lipstick off his neck one day when he "went to the bank"

how did that go?

So good

I will succeed because I’m crazy

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

I'm very articulate, on account of my large vocabulary and ball joints

Can someone turn up the tortured screams I cant hear the tortured screams

Can someone turn up the tortured screams I cant hear the tortured screams

Can someone turn up the tortured screams I cant hear the tortured screams

Can someone turn up the tortured screams I cant hear the tortured screams

i know a heart shaped object hates to see me coming

Hi welcome to chickfila whate lies do you find yourself believing