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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
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kris will sing swears
mini fic. Kris violates the egg prime directive
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“Well, Kris… I just can’t help but hear a little voice in my mind tell me, “Can’t a prince like girly things? Can’t I just be a feminine… boy…?”
(I don’t know what you’re talking about ) ♥️ (Sounds familiar)
“Wh-what? It does??”
♥️ (Say what’s on your mind) (Don’t want to assume)
*You ask them if they knew that you used to be thought of as a boy.
“U-uhm, of course I do, Kris, but what does that have to do with…?”
*You tell them about how long it took for people to really get it. That you were not a boy. That you weren’t a girl either.
*You tell them about how frustrated you got with being called “he” and “him” all the time, even after asking people not to.
*You tell them how once, you borrowed one of Noelle’s dresses, and some of Dess’s makeup. You didn’t know what you were doing, really. Just knew that maybe if you were “more feminine” it would help.
*The dress was fine; not quite your style, but fine. You hated the makeup and how it felt on your face. But after a week of wearing it at school people started to get it. Started calling you “they” and “them.” After you stopped dressing the same, they suddenly understood how a person could be gender-neutral.
*After you wore a dress.
*After they thought you wanted to be a girl.
*You ask if this reminds them of anyone.
“Uhm. Well. I’m sorry you dealt with that, Kris… Really, that goes back to what I said, though, right? You felt pressured into being a girl, and…”
*You tell them how relieved everyone looked once Dess... left. And you gave back the dresses and makeup.
*How they went back to “he” and “him” until, you suspect, Noelle made a stink about it. That, or it was because you kept putting snakes in people’s lockers.
*You tell them that it’s familiar to you, at least. To the words that Asriel said, once, early on:
You know you don’t have to change your… you know you can just be a feminine boy, right? Like me.
“…”
“I. I mean. It’s not the same, right? I… I wear dresses and makeup. And everyone calls me a boy still…”
(Maybe you’re right) ♥️ (And that’s the thing, isn’t it.)
“…”
*That’s what they really want to do. Call you a boy.
*And it will keep happening until you take away the room for doubt.
“Wh. What are you suggesting, Kris??”
(Pronoun pin) ♥️ (What would happen if I brought a live snake to the dark world)

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He is though
"my arms are normal sized" he screams while his pathetically small arms dangle below his chest
more krusie :p based on that doodle toby posted...... hes so real
my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

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If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon
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Self indulgent deltarune art or whateva
Why is glasses Makima genuinely the cutest thing ever....
NO ITS NOT NO ITS NOT NO ITS NOT NONONONONONONONO

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there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic
KITH. 💘