The Billboards Have Teeth

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend

More people need to understand the sexual appeal of armor

Don't do that

Do do that

but what if my wife already has tgirl pussy?

You should stay loyal to her, the sanctity of marriage is no laughing matter

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

Hello tumblr I am talking about a second arcane character. I think Ekko's autistic. Bro has a time machine that's largely his social interaction defumblerizer. Imagine if every time you were like "oh my god why did I say that" you could just rewind a few seconds

Also neurotypicals can't invent time machines