Banana Princess

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

@pileofknives

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i want to be sexually attractive. i want to be a good conversationalist. i want to be intelligent and have depth

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

Women being described as dashing

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face