Super Sleepy

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

Uhhhh let me be queer

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb