i have ruined you,

when he claims you’re being annoying but the obvious hard-on in his pants is sending mixed signals

I post like this cause i lack nutrients

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

i feel like there’s a great au potential in there where ilya is shane’s older wealthy neighbor’s pool boy who is having an affair with the woman and shane is like lmao ok messyyy except then ilya starts hitting on him and shane’s like well. i am also possibly messy. and then they keep seeing each other and shane is like alright how does this work. do i give you money? and ilya gets really really upset and shane is like wait are you not fucking mrs. vanderhoef for money?? and ilya is like of COURSE i am fucking cynthia for money! i am not fucking YOU for money!!!

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic