i have ruined you,

court jester just risked his life to make a joke that got like two polite chuckles honestly i have to respect the grind

i bet on crazy frogs

and then shane meets the one bully who is so gentle and careful and nice w him . Btw

he's scary and intimidating to YOU. im sitting on his lap and purring.

i know shane is a bottom and ilya is a top and they both prefer it that way, but shane is also a man of taste and i think we as a fandom are drastically under-using ilya's fantastic ass in fic. theres no way in hell shane wouldn't be grabbing that thing whenever possible. i'm pretty sure he's looking at ilya's ass in the shower scene when he gets hard. shane's grabbing that thing when they make out, he's slipping his hand into ilya's back pocket, he's smacking his ass in the kitchen. he's not smacking his ass in the cens locker room because he's still shane but he's thinking Very Hard about it. he eats it at least once a week. like if your partner had that ass would you be able to resist? shane is only human. #letshanegrabsomeass

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

Wrestling is fake but the boners are real. These were the last words my great grandmother spoke to me before she passed