i have ruined you,

armand was genuinely so funny last episode like he’s planning out his apology tour and he’s like “okay let’s start with lestat…i will break into his trailer while he’s sleeping and everyone else is gone which won’t freak him out at all because i have never once been involved in the disappearance of his loved ones, and then i will read my apology letter which goes chronologically and doesn’t start with the murder of his daughter which is clearly the main thing he’s upset about and also our last interaction with each other and then i will tell him to stop making music that announces vampires exist even though i contributed to a book that also announced vampires exist and that he was one and included his full name and physical description and instructions on how to kill him that people have been attempting to do in my name”

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

you're in his dms? well, i make everyone around him disappear, like the rapture has come, and he feels me, we are not the same

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it