subjecting some amount of people to random shit

Here's 9 real things that happen in KSBD and one I made up for the lols. Try to figure out which one it is.

1. A guy gets cockblocked by the Wild Hunt and learns how to do kickflips on a sword

2. A 20 feet tall baby breaks into the most secure vault in the universe

3. Gods commit mass suicide and their corpses become real estate

4. A fat drunk auntie is the reverse kung fu panda: all she wants is to sell noodles but to her misfortune, she's the best swordsman in the universe

5. A worm shoots itself and then negotiates being eaten. Its position is pro being eaten.

6. A girl transitions herself by punching a god in the face

7. Angels do kung fu and ride skeleton motorbikes

8. There's a door that screams at you until you feed it a catgirl

9. Learning the common speech of the universe makes you horny

Body Horror: Things that cannot happen in real life. EX: The Thing, stomach mouths, eyes on hands, etc

Gore: Fresh injuries, often severe. EX: Severed leg, gutspill, deep gashes, etc

NEITHER: Healed injuries and burns, congenital differences, missing appendages, etc. If I could theoretically go to the store and see that character browsing the isles- It isn't body horror or gore. That's just a person. *AND the amount of people that tag, not just fictional characters, but real human beings as body horror is staggering. Its not solely a fandom issue, ableism and bigotry against anyone that looks sufficiently "different" is prevalent in real life and has devastating consequences.

Self harm scars are not body horror.

Pregnant people are not body horror.

Burn scars are not body horror, that includes chemical burn scars.

Prosthetics are not body horror.

NOT having prosthetics is also not body horror.

There is no disability aid that is body horror.

Congenital differences + disabilities are not body horror.

AND acquired differences + disabilities are also not body horror.

Real people are not body horror.