SEX-POSITIVE GAMER

Literally nobody who’s attacking AOC did a basic fact check, or even Google. If that was what I wanted, I’d watch Fox News.

it was a strange and backward time

She needs either a better social media manager or better beliefs.

This really freaking annoys me. If you’re in charge of a movie franchise then it is your job to embrace every character, to help them grow and overcome their differences. But no, NO! These asshats kill off every single character that they hate and are acting like complete babies just because they don’t like them. If you don’t like them so much then fuck off! Go and work on something else! Just stop ruining the MCU!!!

this is so funny tho

Oh they hated everyone that explains why the movies are like that

No wonder the mcu feels like a slightly better Michael bay franchise

On the bright side, knowing the directors actively hated half the characters they were working with leaves me feeling 0% hesitant to ignore every single bullshit character move they made! 😜

That explains why, despite my incredible geekiness, I’ve been meh about seeing these movies. The contempt showed.

Has that white lady never heard of, y’know, cancer?

He didn’t write this randomly. He wrote this because a Republican psychopath in Congress literally said it’s “just a virus” so we should let Americans die.

they outsourced to a depressed intern

I’m not comfortable with this level of wholesomeness.

If they’re willing to do that, treasure them.

Well, at least I haven’t resorted to this to stave off loneliness

Oh this hits differently in 2021

Don’t worry, it’s just stupid white people

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

Love him, great man

plizzanet earth

This whole post is wholesome +100.

I mean she ain’t wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

THIS. Quit doing crap that makes you feel better but makes the lives of those who serve you worse.

i couldn't work a white collar job i would slut it up so hard. closed door meeting? im suckin dick. beat our earnings goal by 3%? celebrate with a threesome. just landed the big account? why don't we seal the deal.

This explains the PornHub search history of my white-collar flatmates.

Most parents don’t ask you to pay their mortgage.

Suicides and pandemics kill more cops than black people, but #BlueLivesMatter racists don’t care. They just want an excuse to demonise blacks.