Meme is love, meme is life

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

Her first act as ruler is to ban herself from Omashu’s transportation system, thus fulfilling one of her life goals.

This is the most glorious thing I’ve ever seen. A masterpiece. Pure genius. I love it.

Sorry

the year is 2023. I boot up a video game. I get an achievement. the game asks if I would like to turn down the difficulty. I press no and get an achievement. the menu freezes for a minute while it tries to connect to the online server. a notice pops up in the corner informing me that new dlc is available. a window pops up on the screen telling me what's new, along with providing a button I can click to visit the dlc shop. I close the window. the game informs me that there is an asset mismatch and I need to update the game. I close the game. I reboot the game's launcher. the game scans for updates. the game begins to update, but the images on the launcher are replaced by text reading "server communication error" with a white background. the game finally finishes updating. I boot up the game. the game loads. the online reconnects. the update notes reopen, along with the tooltip in the window telling me about the dlc. I press new game. it asks if I am sure I would like to play the game. I press yes. it asks if I would like to play through the tutorial. I press yes. the tutorial takes an hour. I leave the tutorial. a map marker appears. I follow the compass until I encounter the first enemy. the game freezes and gives me three pages of instructions to read for combat. I get hit once by the goblin and the game asks if I would like to disable combat. I hear sirens in the distance. I hit the goblin again, prompting the game to show me another 5 pages of unskippable instruction on how to use magic. I unpause. I am hit by the goblin. the game shows two pages of instruction on how to use healing items. I unpause. I cast a spell. another two pages of tutorial appear to explain that when I cast a spell, my mana will go down until I consume a potion. I pause the game to save and it informs me that the dlc is on sale again. I misclick and press the button that reads "store" below the save button. the store spends about 30 seconds loading. I close the store. it takes about five seconds to get back to the menu. I hear banging in the distance. I get an achievement for viewing the store. I close the menu and walk out of the tutorial zone after going through the looting tutorial. I get an achievement for completing the second tutorial. "into the wild"

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

John.

what's up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

ok but op how did this come about. were you so boring to treat that they asked for webcomic recommendations. did you promise to calm down if they recited your holy texts. what

i was stabbed a little and i thought if he read homestuck to me i'd fade out quicker. i'm kinda ugly so he agreed.

OP ARE YOU OK???? WHAT IS "A LITTLE"???

You see, this is the type of interaction that literally could not happen on any other website.

WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID THAT TRANSFORM SCENE GO WHAT

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WALKING

stage magic is absolutely ridiculous, and these animatronics are so good!!!

Tried this before I even finished reading it and now I am out of bed

Holy shit that's so cool

3. He's allergic to bees

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

how am I supposed to carry on living a normal, natural life, with the awareness that you just gave me.