seeking a friend for the end of the world

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

donating blood on my period that's Dracula flow

i came out the womb suckin on a perc laced cuban leaf burrito, wearing a tiny rolex on each finger. my mind is an iron fortress and my face is made of granite

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

i hope i'm not just a mutual to you but a perverted freak as well

sometimes when i can't figure out why the fuck i did something, i reach deep within me and find that it's one of those behaviors i wove into myself to please someone who doesn't talk to me anymore, and I feel a kinship with every hurt pigeon who wonders why humans hate her so much

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

this is the kind of comradeship we need to start the month off on.

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

Idk who needs to hear this, but this is your reminder to go clear out unwanted squatters from your grandma.

inshallah he will be drank

you swap spit with your dead grandfather with that mouth?

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.