arms outstretched

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

there should be big extended events in tomodachi life, like there should be a chance for one if your miis to spontaneously develop a zombie virus, and a zombie apocalypse starts on your island and lasts until one of your miis develops a cure or everyone is infected. (once everyone is infected it turns out there actually was no virus, and everyone was just kind of placebo'd into believing they were zombies)

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

Alistair, devastated and confused upon discovering that his birth mother is in fact, Orlesian