It Couldnt Be Helped

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

AND WHY CAN IT BE ORDERED FROM WALMART

THE KNEE PADS AREN'T EVEN ON THE FUCKING KNEES

Flambae ❌

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

AND WHY CAN IT BE ORDERED FROM WALMART

THE KNEE PADS AREN'T EVEN ON THE FUCKING KNEES

Honestly I can’t think of many scenarios that would get him laughing like that. More like..people. And others in the game HAVE made Robert laugh but there’s only one that comes to mind right now.

So the first up is obviously Chase. He’s the person who can get Robert to laugh the hardest more often and it’s a little more easy for him. He usually just has to bitch about things or get after Robert or mess with him and Robert’s laughing. And just..one day he gets Robert to laugh HARD. And Chase doesn’t even know WHAT he did but he hasn’t heard Robert laugh like this since before the incident at the Barbecue. Robert is starting to wheeze a little and he’s just laugh. And why? Cause..he MISSED this. He really did. Despite him becoming jaded as hell, just something about Chase’s words hit him right and he’s a stupid kid again, laughing at his big brother figure.

The only other person to make Robert laugh (not much) that I personally know of is Waterboy (I apologize for being a simp and no I’m not trying to make this watermech despite me loving that ship so much). When Waterboy is cleaning up Robert’s desk he says he’s the helpful janitor and Robert laughs a tiny bit. I will admit..it might just a polite laugh. But then I’m the showers if you pick waterboy, he says “I’m just..Jizzed to join you!” And Robert laughs and says “Jazzed! The word is jazzed.” So..I think waterboy is a possible contender.

So I can see waterboy doing or saying things that get Robert to laugh a little bit and it’s like, never intentional. So the moment definitely isn’t Waterboy TRYING to get Robert to laugh. This moment is when Waterboy, annoyed by Z team shenanigans and stuff, says something absolutely sassy, sarcastic and SCATHING for the first time. They’re all in the break room and Robert was just trying to drink his coffee. So when the meanest comment Waterboy has ever made so far (and it’s not even that mean compared to everyone else) Robert has a spit take and he’s bewildered and laughing HARD. Waterboy is just glaring at them and the Z Team doesn’t know if they should be offended or PROUD but they are in agreement of telling Robert to STOP laughing.

Robert can’t help it. Waterboy is the sunshine of the Z Team and it’s kinda funny seeing the sunshine of the team telling everyone to go fuck themselves (it’s not what he said).

And now we’ve come to the third person…and it’s a curve ball. Are you ready?

It’s Galen.

If I remember correctly, Galen does comedy in his free time? And he’s kinda dry but..not? So I can see him getting Robert to crack somehow. I don’t know why but I can SEE IT.

So the Z Team see Galen talking with Robert and they’re chatting for a bit before suddenly Robert is laughing HARD. He’s WHEEZING and he has to turn away from Galen cause FUCK. He’s so embarrassed Galen got him this much. The team can’t see Roberts face but one, they’re certain he’s teary eyed and two, they’re..kinda scared cause they’ve NEVER seen Robert laugh this hard before.