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Ik we’ve been over this but HIS HANDS ARE ENORMOUS BRO 😭 🥀 😂

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I feel like Waterboy is one of those people who gag when they laugh too hard 😂 like imagine he’s dying laughing at something, and has to either use all his willpower to stop or excuse himself a couple feet away to spit up a bucket of water 😂
*the Z team are laughing about something*
Waterboy: *laughing hysterically and wheezing*
Waterboy: *HRK*
Waterboy: *gets up and rushes over to the sink*
Waterboy: *BLEEEH*
Z Team: D:
Waterboy: *comes back**giggles* s-sorry about th-that! It was..r-really funny!
Z Team: *concerned and disturbed*
Malevola:…are you okay?
Waterboy: *grins* Mmhm!
Exactly!! 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like Waterboy is one of those people who gag when they laugh too hard 😂 like imagine he’s dying laughing at something, and has to either use all his willpower to stop or excuse himself a couple feet away to spit up a bucket of water 😂
I'm sure we've heard wb crying and stuff, and i think alot of us agree that, he is very prone to tearing up whether it's for a positive or bad thing.
But what if.. wb laughs/giggles whenever/before he cries..
It doesn't even have to be everytime he cries, it can just be after a really stressful shift
Like he's in the breakroom, shoulders shaking, and oh, is he crying?- oh nope, he's crying AND giggling.. someone get him beef and melon slices.
(pushing my problems onto my favorite character time!!)
So while I don’t personally hc this, the implications of this are absolutely heartbreaking.
Like imagine him so frustrated and overwhelmed and upset but he’s laughing. And like, maybe it’s a stressful day and everyone is having a horrible time. Absolutely everyone. And maybe they’re in the breakroom just..tired and dead inside.
And they hear a quiet huff, then a giggle, following a laugh. And..it’s from waterboy. His shoulders are shaking and he just..laughs and he’s hunched over. And someone asks why the fuck he’s laughing. And he just turns to them and…
There’s tears rolling down his face and they’re in his eyes. He’s smiling but he doesn’t look happy. He looks UPSET. And He giggles again and he says if he doesn’t laugh he’s going to fucking lose it. So the team feel a bit bad and they help support him so his Laughs turn into actual sobs and they Pat his back. And he talks about how SHIT he was today and how horrible he is. Some scold him while others listen.
After Herm is done crying he’s just..tired. Everyone is tired. Malevola suggests they all should go get a drink. Weekday be damned.
And everyone, including waterboy, agrees.
When your physical therapist wants you to uptake on your sodium, chloride, and electrolytes and the best drink mix that is high in all of those compared to most drink mixes is... FUCKING WATERBOY.
What is meant to be is meant to be I guess.
Guess I'll be sipping me down some Waterboy in the future.
This came full circle in a way I did not expect.
Both Herm and this fucking hydration company has a hold on me I swear to God. 🤣
This is…incredibly ironic Ngl.
Insanely so.
Maybe Waterboy (the company ) noticed you posting about them and got in cahoots with your physical therapist.
Right? Not to mention they became affordable to me and I can get them through Walmart. Like what???? XD Well now I guess I'll have some Waterboy to put inside my Waterboy that I got because I like Waterboy.
Sounds like you and Waterboy were always meant to be

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Waterboy had bro stressed 🤣🤣🤣
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I love this idea of Waterboy x reader (or oc w.e.) The rest of the Z team tease him for being a “romantically inexperienced” and reader (whom has no shame and is as blunt as Visi) just goes on about how good WB. The team is flabbergasted/impressed and WB is mortified but also…proud that he’s apparently so good that he can be bragged about
One of my favorite waterboy x reader fics ✨
He’ll listen but he’ll def judge
Bro im dying at Zach’s reaction to the sus scene of Waterboy and Robert 🤣🤣🤣
“WTF AM I LOOKING AT?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Adhoc shared some delicious Flambae art from ReiFukuro
Full on 🦋
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I adore the way you draw waterboy 🩵
For the android Robert au just hear me out this, He can open his face fnaf sister location style.
I think it would be funny if Robert catches people off guard with this ability due to the fact he looks like a regular human
Honestly, this combined with DBH’s android stuff is HILARIOUS. I can see him doing that. Plus I LOVE Sister Location.
When his synthetic skin is on, no one can see the seams where his face plate opens so it’s definitely a scare.
The Z Team finds out when they have to repair him after the Shroud fight. They’re slapping duct tape on and welding holes shut when someone bonks Robert’s uncovered head. It causes his face to pop open and scares the shit out of the Z Team.
Waterboy shrieks. Prism backs away from the android.
Flambae is busy welding Robert’s arm back and he’s screaming, “CLOSE IT. CLOSE IT. CLOSE IT. FUCKING CLOSE IT.”
Later when Robert is back in the lab and repaired, they ask why his face opens. Robert shrugs and says it’s probably for extensive repairs but it’s also a neat party trick and he pops it open again, scaring the team once more.
Royd gets scared by it next. He’s helping Robert with maintenance for the day. Robert asks him to check some wiring since his head was bonked around. Royd asks where. Robert suddenly pops his face open, scaring poor Royd.
Royd forgot Robert was an android for a hot minute. He tells Robert not to do that again. Robert is too busy laughing to answer.
This is such a funny concept omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yk that episode of Regular Show when Rigby admits he thinks Eileen is hot without her glasses?
What about that scene with Waterboy and reader. Like maybe the Z Team ladies are having a girls night. They play truth or dare. Reader is maybe a little tipsy - and she blurts out she thinks Waterboy is hot with his goggles off. Now the others knew you clearly had a soft spot of the wet pool noodle, but to get a blatant confession was pretty surprising. They all give each other knowing looks - silently confirming their next mission
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The next day, Robert calls the team for a quick meeting before their shift. And although usually punctual, Waterboy is the last person to show - and surprise surprise - he doesn’t have his goggles on at all. Not even perched at the top of his head and ready to be of use like the usually are - they’re just gone.
This ofc immediately makes your ears burn hot.
And because of course she has to add fuel to the fire, Visi questions him where they are - in a tone that’s a bit too innocent for your liking.
Waterboy shyly explains how he actually has no idea. He knows they were in his locker earlier, but he can’t quite recall where he last set them down.
Coupé comments that it is strange, indeed.
Malevola says she’ll keep and eye out for them.
Prism blatantly states that he looks better without them and that he “nails the pretty boy twink aesthetic” causing said pretty boy twink to blush.
She nudges your foot and loudly questions if you agree with her statement - to which you pull a strained smile and simultaneously use all your might to keep your head from exploding. But you do agree -
“You do look ho- *choke cough* pret- uh…lovely without those goggles”
You mentally face plant on the desk.
Lovely….Really?!
Waterboy blushes bright red and scurries to his seat.
Visi snorts wonders since when had you adopted Waterboy’s stutter.
You respond by sending a swift kick to her shins from underneath the table.
So I just got a silly little thought in my head.
Flambae and Prism doing the Enda Mode “PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!” thing to Waterboy when he’s anxious and insecure about his relationship with Robert (for the first good while of it at least. Waterboy becomes more comfortable over time).
But like imagine Waterboy going on an anxiety filled spiral on how Robert’s gonna eventually not like him anymore cause of his water when Prism and Flambae give each other a look. Waterboy looks at them and they both have rolled up magazines (I know it was a newspaper in the movie) and before Waterboy can wonder where the magazines came from, they start beating him and they’re like “PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!” And Waterboy’s making startled yelps and little “ows” of pain.
And this somehow happens every time he goes down a spiral.
It gets to the point Waterboy starts running the moment the magazines come out and Flambae and Prism chase him down.
Robert is doing work related stuff when he sees a panicked yellow blur run past him down a hallway followed by an orange blur and a pink and blue blur. He turns his head and sees them all go town the hallway and he wonders What the FUCK is going on.
There’s a thud, a “Nononono!!” From waterboy and yelps and pained sounds also from Waterboy. So Robert immediately comes over.
And he just sees Waterboy curled up in a fetal position as Flambae and Prism wail on him with magazines and they’re like “WE DIDNT WORK HARD TO GET YOU CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO ASK ROBERT OUT ONLY FOR YOU TO BE A BITCH!!”
And Robert is about to intervene but they stop and Waterboy whimpers for a second and then he sits back up..and seems..relieved a little. And he’s like “T-Thanks guys..I-I uh…needed that.” And Prism says “it’s all good boo. I know you get in these little spirals. You really need to believe in yourself more” while Flambae ruffles Herm’s hair roughly.
Robert decides to leave things well enough alone and disappear before they notice him.

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i think he shouldve bit more people
Plz m’lord may I have some more 🥺
Waterboy’s neck and back getting a cramp from leaning over to kiss you during a makeout sesh, so he just effortlessly lifts you into his arms 🙂↕️