eat my ass, spirits

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden