no

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

pretty sure he came from japan?

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I have a new role model

😍

“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

we need him more than ever…

God imagine kicking an officers ass for $50 nowadays. It’d be glorious.

pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot

someone wrote a YA novel about this  in case you think it couldnt get any worse

HERE’S the explanation. bless u, internet

i can’t wait to live with the person i love and own a pet together, sleep together, make breakfast together, and enjoy our life together

i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich