Always remember: June Egbert is canon

ID: A collage of text from Realis, reading: "shit man this Realis is fucked. I just Witnessed The Sense of Dread Observed Near the Back Staircase in the East Wing (Donnie) clap their hands together, and say "My blade is coated with a fluid that always disrupts the Undoing Word of the Band of Black Fire." or some similar +3 Sentence Shit. & everyone who plays Realis turned inside out Had their sentences retired and were thus Countered until the end of the next scene the Newshound did not even get the scoop. That is how much of a mundane problem this is. +0 my Struggler ass is always casting Boosting Bonds with Tokens, or [redacted text] Panic [redacted text]. No, no, wait. I think I Just Overheard Wait a moment you foul jester, give me that pen back! Stop writing what I am saying! Clown! Torrid Juggler! +2 Bands over. I gotta get the fuck out of here. [everyone gasps]. END ID

every time some micro celebrity oc artist advertises their plushie fundraiser i exhale so deeply i fear my lungs might escape my ribcage

the labor exploitation isn't happening because i can't see it and im just a widdle artist trying to make a living . please buy my acrylic charms

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

time travel not for the philosophical implications, not for the sake of the plot, but instead purely to engineer worse polycule dynamics

Simultaneously dating the versions of someone from before and after the incident. it sucks.

haven't been keeping up with the latest seasons but this is woe.begone

maybe this is not my place to say because I am monolingual, and I'm sure it's part of a larger, more nuanced discussion about visibility and accessibility on the internet, but I think it'd be cool if people posted in their native languages more instead of in english. I see people do it way more on other platforms than on tumblr which is almost exclusively in english

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine