strong and wise and you are love

Trying out a new hobby called playing with fire. And it’s completely safe

Crying myself to sleep over this today

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

I got hired to do a stand-up comedy set at the trope villain convention. It was a great gig. Really appreciative crowd. They were absolutely cackling the whole time. It was a little weird at the end though when all of them stood up and started clapping very slowly, before saying, in unison, "Well done, my friend. Well done."

One of them said he really liked how relatable my comedy was. Apparently it made him feel like we're not so different, he and I.

Luke’s face is what makes this.