I guess I'll sit around and medicate

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

“sorry for the trauma dump” “sorry for the yap” listen here. listen. grabs you by the collar. i want to know. don’t you dare hide that from me. bastard. now record me a ten minute voice message

Do I gain anything or…?

that is so funny oh my god

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

I'm casting a spell at you that makes you get five hundred billion thousand dollars. this is not a "reblog and you will get five hundred billion thousand dollars" post. I am just telling you that I have cast the spell, it's happening

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

If you're not comfy right now, please do whatever it may take to get yourself more comfortable. If you're hungry, please eat. If you're tired, please rest. If there's something you want that only you can do for yourself, then push yourself to build up the strength you need to get it done. Listening to what your body is telling you, and taking whatever steps are needed to feel better is always worth that time and effort. Ideally, I hope you get to spend as much of your life as possible in a state of being comfortable