We're crab people now, we live and die by the crab

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

my three girlfriends; past, present and future

But do they smoke weed

and for the lady, perhaps a whole cake and an orgasm

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

if i were a spider i would have changed bedroom corners today

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

reblogging with tongue