... wut???

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

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