I am 75% Genderfluid

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

carbs hugging meat 💕

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her