Job hunting in the U.S. is so bleak right now. Every job board looks like:
"MAKE YOUR OWN PATH: Commission based marketing/sales position. Invest your own blood and start making money in 6 months! (stop reporting us as a scam)"
"JOIN ICE. TERRORIZE YOUR NEIGHBORS: $5k signing bonus for first constitutional violation!"
"Be a cop: please?"
"Job that fits most or all of your qualifications: Please submit your application with 700 other people. We will interview three of you. We will hire none of you because the position was filled a month ago and the position below it was phased out. We also sold your information."
Other fun additions
"TRAIN YOUR REPLACEMENT NOW: Help improve AI! Kill the planet."
"We are hiring an engineer but using the wrong job title: Find out at the bottom of the description under 'Skills necessary.'"
"GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST FOR AMAZON: You will be hired, but will you last three months?"
