Zaphod Beeblebrox Kin Account

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

I want stories about women protagonists in the genres I like, women who are time travellers and space explorers and wizards and hackers and scientists and gruff captains and clones and cyborgs, women doing wilderness survival and postapocalyptic cross-country treks and investigating Weird Monoliths and getting bloody and scruffy and beat up by the spec fic nonsense. And sometimes I also want to watch movies. These desires are mostly incompatible

I'm kind of hoping that the first thing Daniel says when he meets Lestat is: 'Huh. I'd imagined you'd be hotter.'

i wasnt drawing all that

waiter waiter more fat trans girls please!