self-diagnosed Vampire

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

I adore the weird things people do with/for their cats, where it's clearly something the cat is demanding, but there is no clear way for the cat to have communicated that so you're just like ????????

reblog if you gangnam smiled

happy birthday to all goth and emo characters whos creators in strokes of genius made your birthdays on halloween to symbolize how goth and/or emo you are. and to frank iero who this happened to in real life somehow 

[ID: L from Death Note, Sebastian from Black Butler, Wei Wuxian from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, Kuromi from Sanrio, Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance, and Death the Kid from Soul Eater. End ID]

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