I thought you were gonna catch me

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

Wait, wrong pic

Actually, no, this how the tasteful sideboob feels to see (affectionate)

[Image description: the famous black and white photograph of the assassination of Spanish fascist politician Luis Carrero Blanco, in which his car is launched into the air several storeys by a big explosion. End ID]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

all we are is literally bullets btw.

i mean this

Hate when I'm stuck in an anxious obsessive thought loop like I am fully aware that I'm being absolutely insufferable right now but I cannot stop I am tired of me too

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

I love dusky pinks. this too is an earth tone, to the evolved mind 

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.