Jelly-Hime

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

JEFF

I just read this out loud to my husband, a lawyer, and the face he made was DELIGHTFUL

i think strawberry shortcake is a lesbian

IS THAT A FUCKING MANATEE

That's justin mcelroy

Now THIS is physical comedy

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

this is such a specific emotion that’s unique to the sibling experience and if you don’t have siblings, please understand that this emotion does not contain nearly as much anger or annoyance as it does bafflement, fondness, and too-tired-to-process-this

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

gaara naruto and sasuke share an apartment and they have a douchebag jar (new girl) where u put money in every time you act like a tool and naruto and sasuke could pay rent with the amount of coin theyre throwing into it

sasuke: [walks into the living room, wallet out, and instantly deposits twenty dollars into the jar] i cant find my fucking versace bag and i swear to god naruto if you fucked it up im going to murder you [leaves and slams the door to his room the KEEP OUT sign falling to the ground] naruto: ……. gaara: naruto……. naruto: i was just borrowing it i couldnt find my gym bag and i needed to carry my jock strap somehow gaara: jar

gaara, a boy who was born so rich that he could buy both sasuke and narutos shitty cars with his birthday money from when he turned twelve: do you really not have a favorite summer home? naruto, a boy who has eaten ramen for three weeks in a row and hasnt gone to the doctor since he was fourteen: are you implying that i have multiple summer homes? gaara: ……..you only have one summer home????? sasuke: JAR! MONEY IN THE JAR! AND MAYBE A WATCH OR TWO WHILE YR AT IT gaara: [embarrassed and regretful as he pays his dues] im sorry it wasnt my intention to alienate you. i know i had a sheltered upbringing and im still unlearning classist ideals so i apologize for any discomfort i caused with my thoughtless words. thank you for continuing to call me out for the ways i harm you. i really appreciate and respect you for this and ill strive for better in the future. naruto: sasuke: naruto: oh my god take your money back sasuke: booooooooo! naruto: why cant you just be an asshole like the two of us? sasuke: booooooooo you make the jar no fun boooooooooooo gaara: i dont. understand. sasuke and naruto: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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