what the wtf

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

Please donate to Marah. Her family has seen and been through more than anybody should in one lifetime.

we dumped tea into the harbor for less

is anyone else remembering that a MAGA-held congress passed the "ban tiktok" bill in the first place? Anyone? And they purposely set it to implement the week before his inauguration just so they could set him up to look like a savior? Is anybody else out there?

If any of you are TikTok refugees returning home please tap the sign on your way in

“fortunate” and “president trump” being in the same sentence when i open the tiktok app was absolutely not on my 2025 bingo card

Realer than you think

your founding father name is the first county that you voted in + the county you most recently voted in

Happy sixth anniversary stylish yet illegal IKEA monkey

Happy seventh anniversary stylish yet illegal IKEA monkey

You already know what time it is

I’ve had this queued since Christmas

God the discourse that would happen if bezos' rocket killed him

Sorry. *When it kills him

The unstated corollary to “ignorance is bliss” is “knowledge is agony”

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

For all evolutionary history, life has struggled against calorie deficit… So much energy goes into finding food that there is no time for anything else. Our ancestors selectively bred root vegetables to create the potato, so that we might be the first species whose daily existence doesn’t consist of trying to find the nutrients necessary for survival. One potato can rival the calorie count of many hours of foraging… Eat a potato, and you free up so much time to create and build and connect with your fellow man. Without potato where would you be?? Do not stand on the shoulders of giants and think thyself tall!!

I nearly teared up reading “Andean agricultural technicians” bc fuck yes! these were members of Pre-Inca cultures who lived 7 to 10 thousand years ago, and they were scientists! food scientists and researchers and farmers whose names and language we can never know, who lived an inconceivably long time ago (pre-dating ancient civilizations in Egypt, China, India, Greece, and even some parts of Mesopotamia) and we are separated by millennia of time and history, but still for thousands of years the fruits vegetables of their labor and research have continued to nourish countless human lives, how is that not the most earthly form of a true miracle??? anyway yes potatoes are beautiful, salute their creators.

A platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???