NOTHING MAKES SENSE SO WHY SHOULD I

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything