back on my bullshit

at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

is your name george? cause that bush is a w

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

i love it when characters PLOT! i love it when they SCHEME! i love it when they cause PROBLEMS on PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what ? Not to be controversial but if I had a fat ass dick , I’d manspread too

exactly like maybe girls w fat pussy r devaluing ourselves…like the felon shakira said let it out so it can breathe ha hh ha hu

thank you to the person who tagged this as mort x king julien. youre a person i would love to study under a microscope