oedipus was the first motherfucker

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

as a lifelong nerd and hater nothing has been more devastating than realising that school's weekly gym classes were actually a pretty good idea for my general health and wellbeing.

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

there’s no permanent self and that’s pretty cool

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*