day ??? of me trying and failing to get my friends to understand that i simp for the middle aged widower

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day ??? of me trying and failing to get my friends to understand that i simp for the middle aged widower

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this is why i cant delete the reddit app
who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

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one of my favorites of all time
that’s kamala harris
im fucking crying
Lots of drama in our household
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Found this on Pinterest,
Still true.

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If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
thanks!
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."
They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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she's the best of us
Do you have a favourite piece of classical music?
Do you have a favourite piece of classical music?
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