Assemble

it's unbelievable how much of a serotonin boost i get just from Assad Zaman On The Screen for any amount of time at all

we are truly so spoiled because how many fandoms get to watch their favs get beheaded and not even worry one second that they're dead

The way I'd die laughing if the finale opens back at the auction and Daniel walks in and sits next to Armand and it's confirmed that he is actually alive and has been this whole time but Lestat's bitchy theatre kid ass is just like... technically he's fine but he's dead to me

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

Daniel: I'm seeing someone. Not romantically, just at the foot of my bed when i wake up at night

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

They think they can outsmart him just because he’s a baby

He looks so happy 🥹

are you telling me.....lestat went to a store, and didn't just buy candy for trick or treaters, he bought one of those plastic imitation cauldrons to PUT the candy in. i'm unwell.

UPDATE. are you telling me.....lestat left a NOTE on his DOOR so trick or treaters know he's not home and he left them candy!!?? AND he decorated his porch with a skeleton??? AND he dressed up in costume for an event that clearly no other adults are dressing up for cause he just loves halloween?? lestat is never beating the precious bitch allegations, i fear his whimsy can not be contained. i'm unwell.

When I say Armand and Devil’s minion are the two things that make me smile this days — I am not lying