This is absolutely the Homestuck post of the decade

Betty Crocker mutates your children

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

godd hate to make it homestuck but.

no yeah that home looks pretty stuck you're not wrong on this one

Guy fieri is like if heat miser was a homestuck character

you… you don’t know that guy fieri is a fascist dictator in homestuck canon, right?

How does this keep happening

If I remember, he’s not a dictator himself so much as he’s the Evil Pope. The Insane Clown Posse are the fascist dictators

Isn’t this a comic about kids playing the Sims over skype

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, especially if you decide to get up to date with the Manga.

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

Happy easter!