Don't talk to me or my pun ever again

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

収穫祭

2015年、長屋門公園。

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

hmm ok let's see:

Gene Teirney eyes

Cyd Charisse lips

Brigitte Bardot toes

Ursula Andress legs

Elke Sommer hair

Judy Garland chin

Grace Kelly nose

Rita Hayworth skin

Ava Gardner eyebrows

Bergman cheekbones

so that gives us