juno

if I was a seal I'd be slapping the fuck outta my seal body

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

a buzzdraag listicle titled “25 most exalted vocalist moments that made us wish we were the gentleman”

how are eggs even allowed. a ball and then a creatures comes out. fuckkkkkkkkk

What if murderbot is hot. That wouldnt make any difference it would just be really funny. It would hate that

actively losing it

Being an audio drama fan is wild. I’ll see any mention of the real life red dwarf star Wolf 359 and my brain will just go “Ah! My good friend Douglas Eiffel functionally died there” and then I get a little sad. “Workplace comedy in space” sure is an odd way to say “heartbreaking tragedy that you will think about for the rest of your life”

fiction got off soooo lucky with dreams and hallucinations. imagine if the human brain didn't come with a built-in path to surreal imagery that could perfectly represent abstract themes and emotional truths through metaphor. we'd be so fucked man

love books. because it’s like what if something happened