Hey, I'm Felix. I'm in my 20s, I use they/them pronouns, and I've been on Tumblr since 2013 babey. This blog is for whatever the fuck I want it to be for, mostly hyperfixations since I'm AuDHD as hell
I'm also physically disabled and experience chronic pain. I will whine about this from time to time because it sucks to be in constant agonizing pain, believe it or not
Sometimes I write stuff. Here's my Ao3. Sometimes I draw stuff, I tag it #my art I also have some OCs I talk about. More on them in a moment. Anything I say (outside of tags) is under #felix speaks
On Bluesky now
Also on Art Fight
I have like a million WIPs going on at any given minute, so I'm not going to bother you with knowledge of ALL my OCs. There will be info on the main ones under the cut. Before the cut, though, I have a pair of OCs that are a biiiiiiiit Folgers Home For The Holidays 2009. Block the tag #space pirates to avoid seeing anything related to them
Apocalyptica
A book I've been working on here and there for many moons now. Main character is Lucian (they/them), they're the antichrist and an anxious mess with OCD. Their wife is Harvey (she/her) who is a Fallen Angel and basically if sunshine was a person.
Other characters include Edric (he/him), Laelia (she/her) and Thalassa (she/her)
I don't really talk about these specific OCs a lot on here so they don't have their own tag. I love them though
Strange Violence
Tag: #space pirates
A long ass project I've been working on since 2022-ish and I've somehow written over 200k words related to it. Planning to publish this chapter by chapter for free on the internet once I'm done with it. I am obsessed with this world and these characters, I talk about them in tags sometimes and have posted some art for them
Main characters are Sirena (she/her) and Tobias (he/him). If you want to have a long breakdown of the plot, ask and I will HAPPILY tell you, but the short version is that they're a pair of siblings who got kidnapped by pirates and then became pirates. In space. Also, magic is involved. As is incest. Idk, man. The angst of it all appealed to me.
The other main character are Felicity (she/her) and Rosalia (she/he/they). I almost never talk about these two because I have not worked on their half of the story at all. They are the younger siblings of Sirena and Tobias and they encounter the pair 10 years after Sirena and Tobias are initially kidnapped and declared dead.
Other characters include Holly (best friend of S + T) (she/her), Zephyr (main villain) (he/him), and more!
Please, god, message me to ask about my OCs I will love you forever.
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in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside
okay so. early in the railway storyline you can ask the other tracklayers about furnace's name. it's a really good bit. we all know it.
but ☝️ this storylet has a repeat dentistry tie-in. which im pretty sure was actually here long before hydrophobia was implemented. the description varies depending on how many times you've bitten fires (as pictured below)
Now. here's the new funny part. there's an extra bit if you click on this storylet when you specifically have over 1000 repeat dentistry.
it's a small update, mind. but it still technically counts as news.
It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”
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Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before the departure to Arrakis,
Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.
The dog knows more about how the universe works than anybody else on your planet. The dog understands how relativity works and how the universe began. The dog has access to complex machines that can store and process massive amounts of information, launching your society into a new age of scientific and technological advancement.
You later find out that these machines were originally invented because the dog's species has a memory like a sieve and struggles with primary school level maths.
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