Hey, I'm Felix. I'm in my 20s, I use they/them pronouns, and I've been on Tumblr since 2013 babey. This blog is for whatever the fuck I want it to be for, mostly hyperfixations since I'm AuDHD as hell
I'm also physically disabled and experience chronic pain. I will whine about this from time to time because it sucks to be in constant agonizing pain, believe it or not
Sometimes I write stuff. Here's my Ao3. Sometimes I draw stuff, I tag it #my art I also have some OCs I talk about. More on them in a moment. Anything I say (outside of tags) is under #felix speaks
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I have like a million WIPs going on at any given minute, so I'm not going to bother you with knowledge of ALL my OCs. There will be info on the main ones under the cut. Before the cut, though, I have a pair of OCs that are a biiiiiiiit Folgers Home For The Holidays 2009. Block the tag #space pirates to avoid seeing anything related to them
Apocalyptica
A book I've been working on here and there for many moons now. Main character is Lucian (they/them), they're the antichrist and an anxious mess with OCD. Their wife is Harvey (she/her) who is a Fallen Angel and basically if sunshine was a person.
Other characters include Edric (he/him), Laelia (she/her) and Thalassa (she/her)
I don't really talk about these specific OCs a lot on here so they don't have their own tag. I love them though
Strange Violence
Tag: #space pirates
A long ass project I've been working on since 2022-ish and I've somehow written over 200k words related to it. Planning to publish this chapter by chapter for free on the internet once I'm done with it. I am obsessed with this world and these characters, I talk about them in tags sometimes and have posted some art for them
Main characters are Sirena (she/her) and Tobias (he/him). If you want to have a long breakdown of the plot, ask and I will HAPPILY tell you, but the short version is that they're a pair of siblings who got kidnapped by pirates and then became pirates. In space. Also, magic is involved. As is incest. Idk, man. The angst of it all appealed to me.
The other main character are Felicity (she/her) and Rosalia (she/he/they). I almost never talk about these two because I have not worked on their half of the story at all. They are the younger siblings of Sirena and Tobias and they encounter the pair 10 years after Sirena and Tobias are initially kidnapped and declared dead.
Other characters include Holly (best friend of S + T) (she/her), Zephyr (main villain) (he/him), and more!
Please, god, message me to ask about my OCs I will love you forever.
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she's hades she's god she's jesus christ she's mary magdalene she's the grim reaper she's the virgin mother she's judas she's eve she's pontius pilate she's all four horsemen of the apocalypse she's the earth herself. her name is eva stratt and she listens to harry styles and she got taken to court for pirating minesweeper.
Aroace: a specturm; a person who feels little to no sexual or romantic attraction, often preferring Queerplatonic or simple platonic relationships if at all
Asexual: a spectrum; person who feels little to no sexual attraction to others
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think i got an ask, buried in my inbox, prompting the idea of butch Grace which. aha. I was considering already drawing at some point but it gave me the boost to get it down. 😎👍butch Grace is real and true to me always.
Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
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every day I see six new fully finished highly symbolic art pieces of eva stratt with a set of scales and lambs and foxes and petrova lines visually paralleling nooses / restraints / trails of blood and rosaries and halos and big dioramas of earth and the sun and the hail mary and different methods of execution and explosions and rocket launches and heavenly / hell fire and allusions to major works in the art canon and I weep for my stomach not being strong enough for me to print out and eat all of them
being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me
I once inadvisably shared an interesting article about a romance novel lawsuit with a co-worker. About an hour later she appeared at my cubicle and said, "You can explain to me what they mean when they say 'omegaverse', right?" and I was forced to respond, "I can, but not during office hours, I'm not getting fired for being sexually inappropriate in the workplace."
I will say, when I started to explain it, her eyes got really wide and she said, "So that's at least six genders, right?" with the kind of mental acuity I'd never even thought to bring to bear on the subject.
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“The Shonen Protagonist joins The Organization” is such a cheap and easy hack for framing a narrative because the author never has to come up with a reason why the protagonist gets involved in each arc. It’s just that The Organization has a new Mission for the protagonist every time and the protagonist gets to say, “Righteo, thanks plot for telling me what to go do.”
Which makes Fullmetal Alchemist so much funnier because Edward Elric very very much does join The Organization. He’s in fact quite famous for joining The Organization. Where The Organization is a hostile fascist dictatorship with immense military power which is good at both giving orders and punishing defectors.
And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.
