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kinda wanna make a new tumblr account. new year, new me lol

fuck it, i'm doing it

if we're mutual or you're curious, you can PM for my new account. i'll throw this post in my queue so it'll be the last thing i post.

The MELODRAMA

why did you tag this as #milf monday

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

okay, let’s try this one!! “what’s your role in a found family dynamic?” on uquiz!!

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren't virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there's usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can't get over how the internet "as intended" today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I've ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

I use the goons with spoons wiki since it also has recipes without all the bs that accompanies them online.

I wish I were a man so that people would idolize my intolerable personality traits

social media is ruining our attention spans but unlike the billion other guilt-tripping posts im just here to tell you to admit to yourself that you’re on your phone too much. even if nothing immediately changes. even if you’re doing it to cope. just say it to yourself. and slowly, slowly start relearning hobbies you once loved