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we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@uselessness-incarnate
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
World Heritage Post
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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time
very important that you include MF DOOM's Villainous Mac and Cheese Recipe alongside this image
There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.
There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!
The thingy I did for this week's one-word-prompt from Ellipsus, "loop"
It's been a very long day.
It repeats.
It has been Janurary 18, 2032 for days weeks months years more.
And we all remember.
In a traditional looping story, one person is trapped until they learn their lesson. Why are we all trapped? What must we learn?
We have tried. We have given to charity. We have revolted. We have formed utopias in a day with what we remembered of every past rendition, only for the new societies to be swept away as a sandcastle before the tide.
Each one of us has had a day ruling all earth.
We have killed everyone.
We have done everything.
It is Janurary 18, 2032.
As I walk outside, I see my neighbor Jonathan. We know everything about each other, for how else can you while away your time?
He says he's going to set forward his phone's calendar a day. Give the system a reboot.
It's a terribly stupid idea, but I don't tell him. He'll see tomorrow today.
We go about our lives. We sleep. We wake up.
It is Janurary 19, 2032.
#MISS CORVID WHO THE FUCK DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL TO TO WRITE THIS GOOD JESUS FUCK
I have no idea, so presumably the deal also involved selling my memory, but these tags gave me indescribable joy so thank you on that front
#THAT ONE POST SAYING “I NEED THIS PAINTED INSIDE MY EYEBALLS LIKE SISTINE CHAPEL” BUT FOR WRITING#I NEED THIS INSCRIBED IN MY BRAIN FOREVER
Glad you liked it!
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the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
Okay listen the meme is funny but I love the painting so much I was desperate to know who made it. I dug around a bit and I can now gladly tell you this painting is by Russian artist Konstantin Korobov, and is entitled "Agnus"!
You can buy a print of this painting from him here.
I'm honestly kind of obsessed with his art now actually. Here's some more:
@elodieunderglass Last image--legs?
fabulous, thank you!
i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this
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Good news! It gets worse!
I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHARKS HAVE BEEN AROUND THE GALAXY TWICE
It’s a very good design
I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.
2014-2018 Mazda 3
thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog
i'm definitely not qualified to answer this chat what do you think
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!
THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD IS!!
YURI!!!!!!!
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Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary
ant-mimicking spider behavior
Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.
The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.
I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.
I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.
