human decay corpus dei terminally dispelled

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

I have GOT to stop spending $30

mae'n RHAID i mi stopio gwario £22.30

I get it though. Every time i watch a 90s movie where broke 20 somethings are just hanging out and partying in the city nonstop wearing cute clothes i have to remind myself that it's fake . It's fake.

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

This is art to me

the sinister sniler

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.