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I wanna do like a cyborg story where he's lost his legs and pelvis to some accident and the healthcare service gave him new legs and figured out how his organs and digestion and all that work but no one even brought up getting laid

So like he can get turned on but he's got phantom dick and can never really be satisfied. He gets a bit romantic with some doctor who works with him on things like alt ways of orgasming (like, just nipple play or through extreme suggestion) and then they have him wank a dildo and convince him it feels good and like it's better but it's still not quite there

So they involve a mechanic who's up for the challenge and she comes up with some physical connections that'll help and the doctor knows about the neurons and how to get the nerve endings to feel good. The early tests are super clinical cos the mechanic isn't really involved with them but the cyborg is getting off on it so good that she gets into it too

So you end up with this, I think, awesome trio where like the cyborg and doctor are in a deeply romantic relationship with minimal sex (cos the cyborgs sex drive is through the roof compared to the docs). The cyborg and mechanic are hyper sexual and increasingly kinky. And the mechanic and doctor are absolute besties cos they have this great pet project they do together (the cyborg) and they're both super into it.

There's transplant specialists for organs

Electrophysiologist for people who put shit like pacemakers in. That one's good.

Is there a way to tie in the borg aspect of the work? Or make it about metal, or be more holistic than the electricity specialist?

Is there a word for the people who help you put in subdermal things, like the diabetes tracker that sits under your arm, or the implanon?

The whole concept rules. If you're reading this post you should follow me cos this is gonna be my whole Thing for the next while

HP Animagus Fest 2021 : Masterlist of DRARRY fics

@hpanimagusfest​ || official masterpost || AO3 || ∑ = 21 works The Mods : @gnarf, @thunder-of-dragons & @veelawings

1. as the crow flies by @talkingtravesties [T, 5k]

Harry Potter is a lot of things - hero of the Wizarding World, best friend to Auror extraordinaire Ron Weasley and certifiable genius Hermione Granger, heir to the Sleekeazy potions empire. He is also an Animagus, like his father and godfather before him. Problem is, he hasn’t quite mastered the task of transforming back into his human form. Bigger problem is, he’s just been captured by Draco Malfoy’s owl. ★ Crow

2. Commander by @cassiopeiasshadow [E, 14k]

Draco is addicted to potions and ready to give up on living when he stumbles into a cult of necromancers. Instead of joining them, he turns informant for the Aurors and fights an undercover war against neo Death Eaters. Featuring: animagi, parselmouth kink, and Draco’s hunger for his commanding officer’s approval. ★ Snake

3. Harry Potter and the Mysterious Snowy Owl Affair by @ladderofyears [T, 8k]

Harry Potter is the newly promoted Head Officer for the Department of Magical Creature Regulation, and he is passionate about his work protecting vulnerable animals who can’t advocate for themselves. An added benefit of the job is the close relationship that he had developed with his colleague, Wizengamot prosecution barrister Draco Malfoy. Harry’s life is happy and he feels satisfied with his place in the world. Abruptly, Harry’s happy existence is thrown into disarray when a small snowy owl starts dropping tip-offs about magical creature crimes to Grimmauld Place. […] ★ Owl

4. Hoarding Day by @mod-and-his-flight [T, 6k]

Dragon Appreciation Day is something else when it comes to appreciating Draco Malfoy. ★ Dragon

5. Keep Me Close by @drarryruinedme7 [E, 2k]

Draco Malfoy is always tidy. Perfect. Not a strand of hair out of place. Enter Harry Potter and a certain quality of his… ★ Wolf

6. The Last of What the World Left You by @xanthippe74 [T, 25k]

If the wizarding world won’t give Draco a second chance, he has a plan to survive: live in his Animagus form, a carrion crow, in the Forbidden Forest. Not only does Harry Potter come along and ruin it, he’s radiating a strange aura of power. With nowhere to go and a Life-Debt to his mother that Potter insists on repaying, Draco puts himself into the hands of the reclusive Boy Who Lived. Will the bleak corner of Yorkshire where Potter makes his home be another dead end or an unexpected refuge? ★ Crow

7. Recurring Theme by @unstrrdy [G, 6k]

Draco wants a lot of things. […] Now, he’s fallen prey to his own predator and constantly has to reign in the greedy dragon that wanted something from Harry Potter—"who, by the way, had just come back to England after seven years of healing dragon tamers in Romania and finally getting the therapy he needed, did you know that? Did you?“ ★ Dragon

8. What We Find Beneath It All by @welcome-to-fandomonium-blog [E, 4k]

Harry’s animagus is an octopus. He eventually convinces Draco to join him beneath the Black Lake and they explore what hides beneath the lake and each other. ★ Octopus

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We would like to thank everybody who has made this fest such a success, whether as a prompter, creator, or reader! We hope the featured fics, art, and podfics have brought you happiness in these crazy times we’re living in. Now, without further ado, may we proudly present the HP Animagus Fest 2021 Masterlist.

Title: Recurring Theme Rating: Gen Word Count: 6,736 Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Prompt: #27  Warnings/Tags: Post-Second War with Voldemort, Light Angst, POV Draco Malfoy, POV Third Person, Animagus Draco Malfoy, Dragon Draco Malfoy, Flirting, Banter, Lavender Brown Lives, Colin Creevey Lives

Summary: 

Draco just wanted to go home. Just as he was gathering himself—at least, enough to go on and do exactly that, he was startled by a particularly harsh ripple in the apparition point—then four things happened.

Draco wants a lot of things. He wants to redeem himself to the public eye as foolishly hopeless as it sounds. He wants his mother to leave him out of her plans to reclaim control over her life. He wants to get his shit together more than anything. At least, he did. Now, he’s fallen prey to his own predator and constantly has to reign in the greedy dragon that wanted something from Harry Potter—"who, by the way, had just come back to England after seven years of healing dragon tamers in Romania and finally getting the therapy he needed, did you know that? Did you?”

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I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

For @unstrrdy

Pairing: Clary Fray/isabelle Lightwood

Summary:  After Isabelle is injured on a hunt, she wakes up without certain memories. Lucky for her, a beautiful woman is at her bedside, gently taking care of her until she can remember again.

A/N: This is written for the Rare Pair Exchange. miscnine, I hope you enjoy! I tried to fit your favorite tropes into this as much as I could, and I was really excited to be able to write some Clizzy again. <3 <3

Read it on ao3: HERE

Izzy keeps putting one foot in front of the other, ignoring the way her vision is slowly going black around the edges and the ache in her head. She remembers hitting the wall hard and when she touches that same spot, her hand comes back bloody. Fuck. This is bad. But she needs to keep moving, keep pushing forward. She thinks about taking out her stele and drawing an iratze rune but she’s so dizzy she’s sure she’d just end up dropping it.

Her hands hit the ground and that’s when she realizes she’s fallen. Izzy’s eyes stare down at the grown, wondering how she’s gotten down here. She closes her eyes a moment, just to rest, just to get her bearings.

She doesn’t open them again.

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Chapters: 2/7 Rating: Mature Additional Tags: Tumblr: drarrymicrofic, Tumblr Prompt, Case Fic, Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings, Auror Harry Potter, Potions Master Draco Malfoy, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Angst and Humor, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Breaking the Fourth Wall, harry potter discovers fanfiction Summary:

Harry discovers WixFic by accident, and realizes that people are writing about him online - often placing him in compromising positions. Most unnervingly, they seem to pair him up with Draco Malfoy, whom he wants nothing to do with in real life. He takes it upon himself to investigate an author that writes details that seem to be a bit too close for comfort, but in the meantime, he just needs to get through this new case at work. When Malfoy is assigned as his consulting partner, he finds himself at a loss as he struggles to come to terms with the fact that perhaps, there’s something there after all.

“The storylines themselves were fictional, but the writing – gods, it seemed like someone had split him open and poured him onto paper, exposed and imperfect, scooping up all his flaws and idiosyncrasies and phrasing him into something lovely. Loveable. Loved.”

inspired by 2/9/21 @drarrymicrofic prompt - ‘breaking the fourth wall’

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YA’LL

I DID THE THING. I FINALLY POSTED A WIP.

Sing of Wedding Bells

Tags: Wedding Planning, Nonbinary Character, Drabble, Wordcount: 100-500, Femslash February, Femslash, Fluff

Summary:

for @hpfemslash-minifest - Jan-Feb Prompt — Plans, Scarves and Letters

If you would like something creating, let me know 🙂 link as follows:

https://ko-fi.com/gc2873