Whats Cooler Then Being Cool?Ice-cold

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

i don’t care how old or intolerant this makes me sound but there are certain things that are just like. rude. and no amount of class or ableism and race rhetoric is going to make it not rude. phones in the theater (unless it’s an assistance device). subjecting strangers in a public place to your music or whatever audio you’re listening to. this includes listening to stuff without headphones or decking out your car so that it can be heard from miles away. and it’s so popular nowadays for people to get on tiktok and be like “here’s why getting annoyed at an annoying thing is classist.” “here’s why punctuality is rooted in white supremacy.” actually some things are bad.

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

I really like when older folks make funny videos. There's no age cutoff for having a sense of humor or being silly.