That Time You Forgot

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

I've heard with my own two ears a coworker explaining that "sugar is SO hard on your body, it's so hard to digest," as a reason they avoid grapes, as if glucose is not the literal fuel that makes living cells go, and if you've ever seen what happens to people with extremely low blood sugar you would understand this viscerally. They stop being able to move or think.

the rapture actually DID happen today but the only soul god deemed worthy of salvation was a single baby, recently converted to the christian faith, taken away in a beam of light just milliseconds before colliding with a baseball bat. the rest of us are on our own.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Okay ❤️ Yay ❤️

Jokes aside, this recall was issued for WA/OR/ID and the affected brands are Royale Natural and TOP VALU. More info in linked article.

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

the Terracotta Army guy?

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

one of the best things about cats is that sometimes they'll just purr because youre around them

@mutantenfisch

The European mind cannot comprehend the humble 10 hour car ride

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right