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Poseidon, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Dionysus: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Dionysus:

Dionysus: It's perfume.

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Zeus: What’s up with Hades? He’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Poseidon: He’s just a little overwhelmed.

Zeus: Why?

Poseidon: Persephone smiled at him.

#zeus #poseidon #hades #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #Persephone #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #classics memes

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Apollo: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Athena: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

#apollo #Athena #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #classics memes

Artemis: ugh I miss culture and lesbians already

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homericnerd

⚠️It does not justify their actions and in a culture and period full of war and suffering⚠️

#amen #odysseus #the odyssey #achilles #patroclus #greek myths #classics #greek myth

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leosoralyyn

Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

#the odyssey #odysseus #greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek mythology memes #poseidon #greek myth #greek gods #classics #greek myths

Hermes: Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.

#IM BAAAACCCKKKK #can you tell I saw the odyssey with a fellow classics nerd #so I’m BACK I’m INSPIRED #Hermes #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #Greek gods

With the recent burning of Alexandria (b*to) being deleted I need new site recs. Please dm me I’m desperate.

#manga #manhwa #manhua #comics

artyphex

Do you think Icarus would be into wax play, or would that be a trigger for him?

Good morning to you, too

#Icarus #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

mtolympusmemes

Hera: Zeus just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".

#hera #zeus #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Hestia: What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it Dionysus: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

#hestia #Dionysus #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Demeter: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

#demeter #greek mythology #greek myth #tagamemnon #greek myths #greek gods #classics #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Poseidon: YAS! BRING CRAB!

#poseidon #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Patroclus: You believe me?

Odysseus: Patroclus, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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doctorsiren

this is so stupid i’m so sorry

#wow this is funny #oddyseus #athena #greek mythology #Greek myth #Greek heroes #Greek gods #tagamemnon #incorrect myths #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek myths

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Hermes: I need a hoe opinion

Aphrodite: go on

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God bless you @mountains-boy

#Hermes #Aphrodite #greek mythology #tagamemnon #greek myth #greek myths #classics #classics memes #greek mythology memes #greek myth memes #greek myths memes

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Artemis: Ladies, it's time to stop "weaponizing" your looks and time to start wearing actual weapons. Forget winging your eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man and invest in some steel toed boots

#Artemis #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #apollo #incorrect greek gods #greek myth memes

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