unnamed pumpkin vendor

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

C o m e d yy

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

Does that also mean she rearranges your insides for 100 minutes of burning penetration and then you crash to the ground in a steaming heap of trash, devastated and useless?

you know it brother

have, have we got so far from smoking being something people just do that this lot think it's like skinning up by the dumpsters? lmao

it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

Martina McBride didn't win Country Music Association Song of the Year for a song about how burning your house down with your abusive husband still inside it is good, noble, and an allegory for the American Revolution for people to act like the genre belongs to bootlicking fucks

how the hell did I leave Morgan Wade off this list. wrote a song about being depressed, alcoholic, and suicidal and how mental illness stigma sucks, saw how much people connected with it, wrote a Part II of that song about how she's doing better now but you're never totally free of the risk of relapse. fucking icon.

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

No you don't get it she is feeding the trees don't forget to feed the trees they will remember when you don't

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

have I yelled enough by this point that Good Place is one of the best shows of past decade period

Someone in that poll said not to watch naruto bc it's queerbait and I hate to tell you this but naruto wasn't trying to queerbait you it's actually the number 1 example of "text is so misogynistic it becomes gay"