🪴 —And honestly? That's growth. 🌱

Mom, dad... you're gay

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

see how that was exhausting

Thought experiment to all the "people pleasers": imagine you find out everyone who calls themselves your friend is just with you out of pity and gets no enjoyment from it. You are doing the exact same shit but call it a pretty name

Can you explain? I do this shit and I'm trying to figure it out but I don't get this one exactly.

no idea what kissing is about anymore. zero familiarity with the ruleset. if i accidentally suck one of their teeth into my mouth do i get to keep it? would that be rude? what's the meta

Please don’t let fandom ruin something you love. Walk away and unfollow the fans and enjoy the thing by yourself, or find a limited circle of people who ignore the discourse, or get your irl friends into the thing and collectively ignore the Internet community, or blacklist from here to the moon if you need to and only ever scroll through your rarepair ship’s tag on AO3. But don’t let fandom distort a show or a movie or a book or a comic you used to love so badly that you can’t enjoy the original anymore. Please. It isn’t worth it.

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

This.