Noping around

love and truly listen to your local transmasc before it's too late.

trans women make this place better

not just the website but da world!

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

Some fanon character design things fit so perfectly with the characters that it’s whiplash seeing the canon artists not using them. Of COURSE the white-haired weather superhero’s hair should be fluffy like a cloud. The sun-themed superhero SHOULD have an afro that frames his face like a halo. The clone daughter of the hairy Wolverine SHOULD have body hair too

Should I get you an Ancano? Or perhaps her pet torturer, Ruendil or whatever his name is?

"i'm surprised you haven't had your fill of me already" BRO "[i'd be] declaring love to the first person i laid eyes on" bwUHH "you strike me as extremely...resourceful" 🫪🫪🫪 "i must not keep you all to myself, as enjoyable as that may be" PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE MEEEEE

Politics is actually like…one of the top reasons to cut someone out of your life? Where the fuck did we get this idea it’s an invalid reason to abandon people? It’s literally your statement on how you think society should exist and what rights you think people should have and how. It ain’t fucking “My uncle Craig’s dead to me because he takes his sandwiches with the crust on” it’s “My uncle Craig has consistently stated a hatred of minorities and poor people for longer than I’ve been alive, of course I’m gonna call him a piece of shit”

Fash’s mad at this post. Angry that people might hate you if they know your thoughts on society, eh?

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

I’m crying this person is so hot

the masculine feminine and frankly universal urge to become a massive fucking dragon

We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.

A nurse believing in astrology is the most plausible thing I've heard all day.

This is why I hate astrology actually. What are you, a whole grown adult with a degree and everything, doing beefing with a baby literally born this actual minute. Because of some made up star category. Why.

"erm! actually! I'm not comfortable calling people it/its! it just makes me uncomfortable I feel dirty and icky and mean! why not just use they/them? sending love!" doesn't feel good reading once. reading it 12000 times on 4 different posts? fucking explode. leave it/it's users alone. you really don't have to share that someones chosen pronouns makes you uncomfortable. you sound like a transphobe.

yeah, i am into him when he's fat, especially if, actually. sometimes specifically because.