Noping around

Public Affairs. Have you ever wanted to make literal government propaganda? Well now you get to.

Emotional Support Animal Handler. The emotional support animal in question is a mutt that one of your Battle Buddies “rescued” from Afghanistan. He named the dog “Kunduz Hospital Airstrike”

Depleted Uranium Munitions Handler

Recruiter Who Specifically Targets Teenagers

Priest Who Tries To Convince Murderers That They Aren’t Going To Hell

Guy who brings Hot Pockets™ to drone operators and fruitlessly discourages them from using the term “Bug Splat”

Guy who keeps the buildings full of munitions from catching on fire. (It’s really really important that those munitions dont explode until they impact an apartment block in the global south)

Guy who stands on the deck of Coast Guard vessels and hollers threats at migrants in the worst Spanish you’ve ever heard

Guy who maintains and repairs multimillion dollar murder machines

Guy Who Trains Guys To Kill Without Hesitation or Remorse

Sex Trafficker (Army)

Sex Trafficker (Navy)

Him with the fam:

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Side note: while piracy can definitely be a way to subvert corporations, supporting free open source software (abbreviated sometimes as FOSS) developed by people who care about maintaining a safe, secure, and private internet is another good way of doing so, with the added benefit of frequent updates that keep the programs secure and modern. Additionally, it is legal to modify the code and create your own version of the software which can then be released under the same FOSS license, producing communities of people who create specific programs or mods that cater to their needs. Being open source also means that anyone with the knowhow can look through the code and verify that there is nothing malicious inside that could be tracking information or otherwise leads to a breach in privacy, which keeps programmers honest and accountable and allows for community input about potential security breaches.

This is what the current version looks like on my machine. All the key functions of Word and none of the bullshit. If you're seeing ads you've downloaded a janky ripoff and you should replace it with the primary version:

Sometimes there is the fanon interpretation of Three as being more social than Murderbot. I agree in terms of “wanting to socialize”. But I think that in terms of “having social skills” Three is even worse than Murderbot (maybe just because it’s new to being free, but still)In SC it silently points at the door to the room where its amor is kept to communicate to Murderbot that it could use its armor.

Consider:

In SC it silently points at a door to communicate to Murderbot that it could use its armor

At lest according to MB it’s not good at communicating what it wants/doesn’t want

In PD it waves in a way that even MB finds awkward

It also still uses buffer phrases when overwhelmed with communication with humans (in the end of PD)

At least MB thinks that it isn’t good at lying. (But I think that lie about wanting to go architecture sightseeing on the torus was super adorable)

!!hehehehe tyty!! i adore them