Using Auriel's bow and shield to beat Alduin to inflict maximum familial damage - get shot at, brother.
DAD SAYS YOU'RE GOING IN TIME-OUT
DON'T CARE. GET METEOR'D, MORTAL ☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️🔥🔥✨✨🔥☄️☄️☄️🔥🔥✨✨✨✨🔥☄️☄️☄️☄️🔥🔥🔥✨✨☄️☄️☄️☄️✨🔥☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️✨✨✨☄️☄️🔥🔥🔥🔥☄️☄️✨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨☄️☄️☄️☄️✨
Nuh-uh
Fym nuh-uh
I mean nuh-uh. Also you're a lil bitch, also JOOR-ZAH-FRUL
RUTH STRUN BAH!!
Get your scaly ass down here so I can kick it
Bites your head off
Jokes on you, I quick saved!

















