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@evilwriter37

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

yeah back in the 1930s

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

They need to invent a guy dead on the floor emoji

someone will appreciate everything that you have to offer and you’ll be enough for them, anything different is not for you and never will be

Lady Gaga has been a real one since day 1. When rumors were flying around that she was trans early in her career, instead of saying "that's absurd, of course not!" or something like that, she said, "would it be so bad...? My fans don't care and neither do I!"

"so what're you up to??" oh not much 🙂 thinking i might move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die