Still Trash Nonetheless

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

the kids would love him.

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart

2.5D anime

Yo..

Imagine setting up this whole thing

😂😂😂 I love this

She got that deep throat

His faceeeeee🤣

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Marketing strategy: it’s now reminiscent for adults who saw these commercials as children creating a stronger emotional connection to said product.

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

Mark’s wearing shoes that elevate him

Nuh uh! As you can see all our shoulders are roughly the same height. It’s my fucknormous head that gives me the advantage!

Someone get a referee in here.

Emma’s reaction though 

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

what?

Skull poop L?

what is this really supposed to mean tho

Dea poo L

fuckin love all of this nonsense

@deadpoolology

@beyondrapture

Deadpool movie advertising is best movie advertising 😆

This is even better than the tiny billboards they had for the Antman movie.

lets be real; deadpool’s marketing “team” is just ryan reynolds sitting in his deadpool onesie in his home office at 2am designing posters for the movie.