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hmmm. monke

Alcoves are for snogging

please keep in mind that this is several years old and there’s some jokes/references that are insensitive and i no longer agree with. 

I KNOW somebody probably already did a gta v / rdr au but. bear with me

I think when he worked at his old job he would have had a mullet. that’s all I have to say about this

pov ur lawyer visits u in the hospital after u get beat up by a cop

if i knew nothing about breaking bad and you showed me these screenshots and told me it was a show about a marine biologist tormenting his son id believe you

jesse we have to take saul to mcdonalds

im sad that the person in twitter who made this deleted their account because this video is just so influential to me

Very sexy shirt found in San Antonio Tx

They r in love

feminist king

I brought you a fairy tale about a warm autumn evening, about speed and adrenaline, about luck and the glitter of the golden snitch. Not in every fight the winner is the one on top =)

“Tough? Listen, I grew up in five states, two countries, fourteen different homes, eight fathers, three care homes, two correctional facilities, one beautiful, damaged flower of a mother, I’ve served time, my country, your country and myself. I’ve committed every mortal sin, I’ve loved, hated and searched for meaning, and do you find me saying things were tough? Do you? Listen, kid, if you take one thing away from me, it is that self-mythologizing and self-pity are for the weak. You got me?”